The inverse correlation between higher temperatures and underwear sizes.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Lessons in logic
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
Every woman should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
Every woman should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
Can you read this?
fi yuo cna
raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid, too.
Cna yuo raed tihs?
Olny 55 plepoe tuo fo 100
anc.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig
to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the
ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat
ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll
raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey
lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas
tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.
If you can
read this, your brain is 50% faster than those who can't
raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid, too.
Cna yuo raed tihs?
Olny 55 plepoe tuo fo 100
anc.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig
to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the
ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat
ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll
raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey
lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas
tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.
If you can
read this, your brain is 50% faster than those who can't
How to hug a baby... from a dog's point of view
First, um, find a baby
Second, be sure that the object you found was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques
Second, be sure that the object you found was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques
Next, you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process
The "paw slide": Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up
Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented ‘hug, smile, and lean’ so as to achieve the best photo quality
Monday, June 1, 2009
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